In which my friend and coworker Mark does 75 62.8 miles of urban bicycling:
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THE MOTHER OF ALL BUTTLES
The “health” “plan” from my last job has still not paid any of the claims from February to March of this year.
Today I got a bill from a collection agency for an $800+ charge, now with added interest.
A month ago I spoke to a “rapid resolution expert” at the health plan who was shocked, shocked at the lack of payment and pressed lots of buttons and told me it would be resolved in 30 days.
Nothing was done.
Today I spoke to another “rapid resolution expert” who was even more shocked and promised me a written response in 48 hours and resolution within ten business days. He gave me a magic string of digits which supposedly will make the collection agency back off.
Once again let me observe that I am at the very top of the privilege ladder here, and I’m getting reamed really hard.
WORLD’S LARGEST HOSTESS CUPCAKE
salome_st_john IS THE MAD BAKER. REPEAT, THE MAD BAKER.
MULTILAYER CAKE CONTAINING TWO-LAYER LAKE OF VANILLA CREAM.
BONUS FLYTHROUGH VIDEO BELOW:
1) DO NOT WANT 2) I CAN HAZ MOREZ?
Where’d you go? You okay?
dorkshelf
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YOUR DEADLY FOOD IMPACT UPDATE
- life imitates Down By Law as area man gets 11 years for fatal salsa bottle incident
- Area man is knocked out cold for two minutes by Great Pumpkin
- Problem was, the fruit was in a can
Today’s unintentionally homoerotic domain name
gishavingfun.com
Don’t go ’round tonight.
I went to a restaurant the other day to celebrate the birthday of a friend. The place was a cheerful surf-themed tacos ‘n’ booze joint of the kind you see a lot around here. It was the early end of Saturday night and a covers band was playing.
We had a good time. The food was mediocre, the band was awful, and we were all good friends who don’t see each other enough.
While waiting for my car outside, I heard the band go into CCR’s “Bad Moon Rising.” There was a happy yell from the crowd and the all-white, mostly middle-aged people on the dance floor capered inexpertly.
I am too young to remember that song as new, but I know its story. John Fogerty wrote “Bad Moon Rising” on the occasion of Richard Nixon’s election as President in 1968. Nineteen sixty-eight was one hell of a year. Nixon’s election came after the disastrous Chicago Democratic Convention where the liberal dream died, after the Tet Offensive, after another thousand things gone wrong, many of them permanently. Fogerty’s song is an accurate assessment of a grim situation.
Watching the boomers and fortysomethings shake it happily to CCR’s doom song wasn’t easy. Some of them were old enough to know better: old enough to have fought in Vietnam or lost friends there, old enough to have seen badgeless cops beating people in the streets of Chicago. What the hell were they doing here? It’s a great song but it’s not boogie. It’s a warning. These people had chosen isolation: not just from poverty, not just from the poison gift of privilege, but isolation from meaning itself. War and terror and the loss of innocence? Maybe partying will help.
Later that night I went to the drugstore. I entered amidst a wave of high school boys. The high schoolers were laughing and punching each other and jumping up and down for nothing. One of the drugstore employees, a large affable black woman I’d talked to before, was restocking nearby.
The kids recognized her and ran over to say hi. They knew her son from school, although he was older and had graduated. She asked how they were doing and they gave bouncy teenager answers, “just hanging out!” and “oh I’m all around!” She smiled indulgently. “So how’s Greg?” one of them asked. “What’s up with him?”
She kept her smile. “He’s serving. Abroad.”
The kids didn’t know what to do. They kept hopping about, looking blank. She kept her pleasant smile. After about ten seconds of this some more kids came roaring up and greeted her and things were easy again.
Hope you got your things together
Hope you are quite prepared to die
Looks like we’re in for nasty weather
One eye is taken for an eye
doom
- Brain-eating amoeba attacks in Arizona
- The fungus! It feeds on radiation, professor!
- New Knight Rider TV Show
