Bye, Mr. Steig. Thanks for all the books.

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As the radio show went on Gary sent the spirits to the light and closed a negative energy vortex that was covering the whole city of Summerville.

Rank the following Authors in order, from couldn’t live without to couldn’t care less. To add value to this process, you must also add one author to the list, and remove one author from the list, before passing the list on (including these instructions).

I removed Anne Rice and added Joseph Conrad.

Joseph Conrad
Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Jonathan Swift
William Shakespeare
Robert Heinlein
Neal Gaimon
Charlotte Bronte
William Gibson
Neal Stephonson
Don Delillo

The ACME Catalog.

I want rocket shoes!

In case anyone has forgotten why office jobs suck, friendly_bandit is here to remind us.

If someone asked me to “go the extra smile” at work I’d probably EAT HIS FUCKIN’ EYES.

1. I’m such a jerk, that I’ll disguise my inability to drive my huge truck by using two spaces, thereby embarrassing my girlfriend horribly.

2. I’m such a jerk, and possibly so drunk, that I’m going to park my late-model high-end BMW luxury sedan in two spaces, including the handicap space!”

Guy #1 was classic bro dude, angry white male with apologetic-looking woman. Guy #2 was tired, probably drunk old man.

Edit: fixed image links. Thanks, tuliphead!

You summed up our election nicely.

A hearty welcome to Nick, a regular at the coffeehouse who knows a lot about 70s rock and really bad movies, and has met at least as many crazy people as I have. D’s people will know who he is.

Ernie, can I have my second stage thruster back?