
Author: substitute
Typo du jour (HURF BURF COUGH DEAD)
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Hepatitis is the talk of Beaver County, said Terri Piper, owner of Cigars and More and Under the Gun Tattoos in New Brighton.
list of good things
Crazy Bible Mike spouting off about his grand plans for evangelical media stardom
Dan explaining his “blow test” today
Hils in thigh-highs
Davidoff mini cigarillos
Nick and I sharing a joke about “Cal Jam”
Hils in thigh highs playing pool
The forbidden beverage I have rarely: THE BREVE
Tamales & Maker’s Mark at 2:30 in the morning
Kenn relating Crazy Bible Mike and Beard & Glasses trying to pick up girls at the market with blueberries
The “erotic picture game” at Ruba
BC’s huge puffy green jacket with built-in boobs
Hils looking through her bangs
Hiding behind my camera
Crazy bible mike rides again
PAUL LIED THROUGH HIS TEETH WHEN HE SAID TIM LAHAYE DOESN’T READ WHAT HE WRITES LET ME TELL YOU NO ONE IS MORE PASSIONATE ABOUT TIM LAHAYES WRITITNGS THA TIM LAHAYE AND A LETTER OF RECOMENDATION FROM HIM WOULD BE HUGE WHEN YOU PUT BOOKS MOVIES AND GAMES TOGETHER THAT IS OFF THE CHART AND A REAL MARKETING STRATEGY AND TO MY WAY OF THINKING THERE ARE SOME DEALS HERE AND MY IMAGINATION RRALLY RUNS HERE AND YOU KNOW THAT PAGE I WROTE ABOUT THE SWORD WELL I DON’T WRITE THAT I SEE THAT I SEE THE WHOLE THING AND IF I LET MYSELF IMMERSE MYSELF IN IT 3 MONTHS FROM NOW YOU HAVE 1000 PAGES
LOU COULD JUST PICK UP THE PHONE AND MAKE SOME CALLS AND YOU KNOW FINANCE THIS THING
I waste my time on fun
Spent way too much time making leisuretown icons from the archives. 3 hours of cackling and extreme bitterness was JUST what I needed, though! 🙂
Ahh, Fontana.

Interweb fustercluck du jour
A confessions site http://grouphug.us/
Holy wow it’s messed up.
Courtesy trinnit: happy thanksgiving
I wonder if you could make a “stuffing float” with it? Holy God that’s gross.
along the riverrun
Bang again it’s here, shortly or never, I told him it was his business or mine and that was that. Have to say I can’t enjoy it. Working here, working at a tow yard, working at a refinery. It’s what God puts in your heart that you have to hear, and that voice speaks loudly to the anointed. Drove here from Florida in the Lumina, spent $135 on gas, and I’m going back. Woohoo-ah! Palm PILOT! That’s what I would call a storm, and I felt like I was somewhere else or back home, back home you know, back home that’s what we’d call some thunder. Indian takeout! She’s in some dumb competition with me about the boy behind the counter, won’t let it go. Why isn’t he home humping her, anyway? Not the Doheny in L.A. but the one in Capistrano beach but yeah right you can’t park on either one to save your life. He said the ride on the thing was bumpy and I said Christ man we’re driving on the shoulder. If I don’t sell 20 cars a month I’m not surviving. We called him ad-boy because he’d only push what was in the ad. Am I ravished yet? The guy thinks he’s the shit because he has an office with a door. All of your videos have a length of 0. The asian pears have a lot of texture, people like the texture more than the flavor, try one, the texture, it’s just sort of crisp. I was hiking up in the mountains when it hit and it was snowing so hard we couldn’t, you know, we couldn’t even make it back to the car, not even with a headlamp. She wanted infrared film and I said what for and it was something about the electric company, they were poisoning her through the outlet, and she wanted to catch it, at night, you know, just this one outlet.
Hurry up please its time
shantih shantih shantih
soccer headlines from all over
Courtesy fimmtiu
A Fell Swoop Indeed