Dear the Greeting Card-Industrial Complex:
1. My father died suddenly in 1993 and I’m still not feeling so great about that.
2. I never graduated from college and I’m still not feeling so great about that.
In sum: FUCK YOU.
Respectfully yours,
P.S. No, not respectfully yours. Just fuck you.
Be My Blog 
If it makes you feel any better (though I don’t see why it should), your wrath on this particular topic and indeed on most topics that make you wrathful is always refreshing to me.
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Yeah. You know it’s not the existence of Father’s day that bothers me, it’s the shallow nature of everything associated with it. I wish my dad were still alive so I could tell him the thousand ways that I miss him. Instead of buying him a card going “har! har! dad you’re a bumbling fool but gee i sure do love ya!”
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You are so smart! The college thing is just a formality. You’re smarter than lots of grads I know. Lots!
Ouch that hurts about your dad. My dad blows giant jerk chunks and father’s day sucks every year; so I hear ya.
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We should get together and start our own greeting card company.
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Happy Fuck American Greetings Day!
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I feel the exact same way about Mother’s Day. I didn’t finish college either,and I don’t need some crappy greeting card to validate it!
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