I think it’s getting heavy at Intuit

relentless executioner

I got a recruiter email looking for tech nerd people there, and it included this sentence:

So we seek an entrepreneurial zealot who can change the world with his/her vision and relentless executioners drive.

13 thoughts on “I think it’s getting heavy at Intuit

  1. Jesus Christ. Imagine the boardroom table conversation that resulted in that sentence.
    If I met an entrepreneurial zealot I’d punch him/her in the teeth.

      1. Conan! What is best in life?
        Especially if you got to be the “relentless executioner” and got to line up all the “entrepreneurial zealots” against the wall.

  2. I love Frank Frazetta!I used to do drawings in my art lessons based off of his stuff. This particular one brings back memories of taking lessons with a family friend back in high school. The detail that goes into his work is astonishing. Thanks for posting this!

  3. Actually I think one of my ancestors got a pardon with the First Fleet to Sydney Cove when he agreed to be the ship’s executioner.
    So I might have the right background!

  4. The best part is ripping out the hearts of your acquisition target’s owners while they are still alive, and hearing the lamentations of their women.

  5. Where was this, Mordor Times classifieds?
    “Wanted, Witch King, must be willing to cover earth in darkness and crush the free people of middle earth beneath your hideous boot. Must be organized, giant flying lizard handling a plus, type 70 wpm minimum. Salary depends on degree of experience. Barad Dur is an EOE (Evil Opportunity Employer) company. Send resume, salary requirements. No Recruiters, please.”
    mojo sends

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