I was soured after my trip to B&N and nicholasjamesb and I started riffing on the “publishing market.” Here are some sure fire books we came up with:
Hitler’s Secret Weapons: Your Success Advantage for Life
The Templars, 9/11, and God’s Promise for Your New Life after Divorce
Chicken Soup for the Unholy Occult Secrets of the SS
Harry Potter and the Liberal Traitors of the Media
Donald Trump’s lives of the Templars
Sylvia Browne Channels Gilles De Rais
Q is for Quagmire: Sue Grafton’s Tour in Baghdad
Joel Osteen’s TEMPLARMANIA! & workbook
Mein Kampf: The Essential Church Group Reading Guide
My Pants Got Wet: A Suburban Woman’s Essentially Uneventful Life, Overexplained
A Wide Stance for America: The Larry Craig Story
Dr Laura’s TEMPLAR DIET AND WORKBOOK
ORIGINAL SOUNDTRACK FROM JOHN GRISHAM’S CHICKEN SOUP FOR THE NEW AGE TEMPLAR SOUL BY DAVE KOZ
any of the above + (THE DAILY MEDITATIONS JOURNAL)
Be My Blog 
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flashing back now
[paints face, hides behind desk]
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NAZIDOKU
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I’D PLAY THAT
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i miss sitting in the background and marveling while you and nick talk about things/people.
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that’s what the new/old patio is for!
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The Templars, 9/11, and God’s Promise for Your New Life after Divorce — i’m playing assassin’s creed and am divorced — does that count?
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willing to be interviewed but only in starbucks
hey i could give you great insights into suburban housewifery. i yearn to explain how my pants got wet.
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This is a riot! Thanks.
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Typo in the first one, corrected here:
“Hitler’s Secret Templars: Your Success Advantage for Life“
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