Roger Corman Presents: PINK GUNS!

pink pink glock glockspringheel_jack pointed me to this: Bill O’Reilly, who has been sailing further and further from the shore, reports that gangs of armed lesbians are running amok. Apparently they force homosexuality on hapless victims, some as young as 10 years old! Best quote:

“It’s all over the country,” Wheeler replied. “I mean, you go from New York to California to wherever you want to name, you can see these organizations.” Next came the pink guns. “Now, the other thing, too, that our viewers are going to find very, very interesting, is the fact that they actually carry—some of these groups carry pink pistols,” Wheeler said. “They call themselves the pink-pistol-packing group. And these are lesbians that actually carry pistols. That’s 9-millimeter Glocks. They use these. They commit crimes, and they cause a lot of hurt to a lot of people.”

. And, terror of terrors, THEY’RE RIGHT! ARMED GAYS DON’T GET BASHED

19 thoughts on “Roger Corman Presents: PINK GUNS!

  1. It would be a lot more absurdist-funny if O’Reilly and his “expert” weren’t riffing off a much more fucked up story. Courtesy of Workers World News, which is the most detailed coverage I’ve seen:
    On June 14, four African-American women—Venice Brown (19), Terrain Dandridge (20), Patreese Johnson (20) and Renata Hill (24)—received sentences ranging from three-and-a-half to 11 years in prison. None of them had previous criminal records. Two of them are parents of small children.
    Their crime? Defending themselves from a physical attack by a man who held them down and choked them, ripped hair from their scalps, spat on them, and threatened to sexually assault them—all because they are lesbians.

    Last fall, a group of black lesbians in NYC were sexually harrassed on the street and decided to defend themselves with knives; they ended up stabbing the guy. They were friends of Sakia Gunn, a 15-year old black lesbian who was killed a few years ago when she stood up to street harrassment of a very similar kind. In any case, the 4 women were tried for assault and battery before an all-white jury. There was video evidence, and they got 3.5 to 11 years in jail for behaving in self-defense. (mainstream media) (AP wire)
    Queers wouldn’t need to think about carrying weapons if homophobic violence were less common, but that’s hardly anything O’Reilly’s ever going to care about.

    1. It’s sort of a man bites dog story, if the “man” in this case was a werewolf
      Unfortunately, gaybashing and miscarriages of justice are common. That’s a terrible story but not a surprising one.
      Pistol packing lesbian gangs spreading out across the country forcing children into the homosexual lifestyle, however, is just fucking hilarious. I picture the “security consultant” literally locked in his closet, clutching his regulation blued-steel pistol and praying the lesbanians don’t come in and force him, no really FORCE him to accept the “lifestyle.”
      If we let John Waters direct it, we’d get an awesome 2007 riff on 1960s exploitation flicks, perhaps with Colbert as the TV anchor.
      I think O’Reilly has either completely snapped, or has decided to see just how far he can go. Or both.

    2. wtf?
      From the AP article:
      The judge made clear that he believed the women, ages 19 to 25 and all from Newark, N.J., were guilty. He said a surveillance tape of the fight was ‘damning’ and ‘I believe that but for the videotape there would have been an acquittal.’
      Then WWN says:
      A video camera from a nearby store shows the women walking away. He followed them, all the while hurling anti-lesbian slurs, grabbing his genitals and making explicitly obscene remarks. The women finally stopped and confronted him. A heated argument ensued. Buckle spat in the face of one of the women and threw his lit cigarette at them, escalating the verbal attack into a physical one.
      Buckle is seen on the video grabbing and pulling out large patches of hair from one of the young women. When Buckle ended up on top of one of the women, choking her, Johnson pulled a small steak knife out of her purse. She aimed for his arm to stop him from killing her friend.


      1. Re: wtf?
        I have no idea. Since the WWN piece is so much more obviously on the side of the 4 women, and the AP piece is relatively content-free, we’re left to guess what’s actually in the video. I haven’t looked for it on Youtube yet.

    3. small thot experiment….
      Who many people who are not LesBiGay… are going around armed, in some fashion, because they feel threatened by the HomoPhobic WackJob BatShit Wankers who can only validate their manHood by attacking ‘gays’.
      In similar terms how many of these wanks have to ‘proove themselves’ because they are just not sure they have what it take to engage a DANGEROUS AND SPOOKY nonMalePerKin who have those evil arts thingies…
      As a proof of concept, back in boot camp, I called a guy a ‘flaming heterosexual’ and the yaHoo wanted to start a fight…. not like he ever really understood what a Latent Hetro was….. but thems was fighting words….

    1. Re: for every fag friend that ever got killed
      thank you for the image…. I had to explode it out a bit, but great root cause analysis!!

  2. Have I mentioned how much I hate Glock pistols. Pieces of utter shite. The drop safety is pointless, but the magazine release is a cruel joke. You have to hold your hands in a ridiculously arcane position to keep the recoil from making either your thumb or your index finger bump the release and drop the magazine out from under you while you’re standing there breathing gunsmoke from the round you fired that didn’t go where you thought it would because the sights a fucked up. The magazine clatters onto the ground and you’re standing there with an empty pistol in your hand, while the asshole you were shooting at is laughing hysterically at you. Then he pops you in the butt as you’re running away and collects your unspent rounds.
    I fucking hate the Glock.

      1. Neither have I, but after finally shooting a Glock at a range last weekend and learning all the lovely ways it can fail, spectacularly and horribly, I decided that if I ever find myself in a gunfight with some asshole carrying one, and I survive it (unlikely), then I’m going to pistol whip the bastard with his own weapon if I get a chance.
        I hate the goddamn Glock.

      2. Shorter whine about the Glock: it’s user interface was designed by the equivalent of people who code in Visual Basic.

      3. and the M1A1???
        Would this be a bad time to talk about the M-15 that was a beefed up M-14, with a much butcher barrel, and a quick change option, that was suppose to be the SAW, or would that be the wrong type of Butch here for the Vampire Lesbian WereWolfPack approach to problem solving…

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