COULD EVERYONE PLEASE STOP REFERRING TO ASTROLOGICAL ANYTHING, BEGINNING INSTANTLY AND LASTING FOREVER? THANKS!!!!
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COULD EVERYONE PLEASE STOP REFERRING TO ASTROLOGICAL ANYTHING, BEGINNING INSTANTLY AND LASTING FOREVER? THANKS!!!!
Be My Blog 
I second that motion.
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Dare I ask why?
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NO JETPACKS UNTIL *EVERYONE* IS IN THE TWENTY FIRST CENTURY
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Wait, what?
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NO FUNDING FOR ABORTION CLINICS ON OUR NATION’S MOON
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what about moons that aren’t our nation’s?
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OMG, you’re an Aries?! You must lurrrrve to part your hair on the left while pretending to fellate asparagus stalks! Tee-HEE!
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yes yes yes thank you, do it irght now.
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That’s just so Sag of you! Oh, you’re not Sag? It must be rising. Somewhere. Like, in your grump house.
For serious: yes.
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GRUMP HOUSE!!!!
marry me
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Twice bitten, forever shy.
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hahahaha that icon
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Hahaha, grump house! Marry me too!!
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I have an Astrolaw class tomorrow morning…
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Fucking AMEN.
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Done.
Next?
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WHEN THE MOON IS IN THE SEVENTH FERN AND JUPITER ALIGNS WITH THE FUCKING FLIES WE GOT COMING AT US NOW
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I FUCKED UP THE WORD “REAR” BECAUSE OF MERCURY IN RETROGRADE
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I WONDER WHAT THE FUCK THE REAL NATAL CHART IS
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I just read them for amusement as instucted by my local paper. I do not put any stock in their silly superstitions.
Knock wood.
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nope. sorry. 😉
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I would, but Mercury is in retrograde and my intarnetz are all fucked up.
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but why? it’s so accurate and insightful. I just don’t know how I would know that I might be the kind of people who likes stuff and does things without the astrologeez.
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re: house of grump is brilliant
boy. i am so guilty. (blush) i blame it on reading too many fantasy novels (blushing even more). but would i do without the woo?
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sounds like Mercury’s in retrograde, man.
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I don’t know about that, but I heard Molybdenum is a sonic transducer.
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Hey guy, what do you have against Carl Sagan.
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DUDE, it’s a dipthong.
no wait it’s a heuristic.
one of those.
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What would you do without Lloyd Schumner?
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