Always multiple exclamation points, always superlatives or out-of-control adjectives. You can practically taste the c-c-c… coffee:
Retail powerhouse seeks a dynamic WINDOWS ENGINEER!!
Mature Start-up Needs Energetic Linux Engineer–Linux, Shell, Apache!!
Very Successful Network Services Company Needs Sr. Network Engineer!!
At least they’re not advertising for AJAX rockstars.
Ow, I had forgotten that. Ow.
That seems oxymoronic…
That’s also typical of them. They’re… special.