Fulla churchians as usual. Very loud International Coffees/No Sex in the City women near me churchin’ it up. Youth group inside meeting.
The women are alternating hymn singing and laughing about relationships and being high on life.
The youth group noisily disbands outside near me. A guy hands me a CD. “Want this CD? It’s about Jesus.”
“No thanks.”
…pause…
“I hear there’s a book, too.”
There is a five second silence.
“Uhh… Umm… Yeah! It’s a er… Good Book.”
Be My Blog 
That’s stunning.
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I love it when you get snarky. It’s never over the top, it’s buttondown snark.
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Feh, why read? They’ve got it on tape.
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Hahahahahaha…..
~M~
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You still over there? I could use some Christ with my caffeine right about now.
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they close at 10 on weekends, 9 otherwise. which is fine because 2/3 of their clientele are probably fucking MORNING PEOPLE
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INSERT PIZZA A INTO ASS B
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That’s the line of the show right there!
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Priceless
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I get my chicken at JFC!
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