Orange alert, Red from the U.K. Hairspray and lotion involved. The last five years has been a freakin’ 80s revival already.
Do I even need to spell this out?
It's the heart's the crazy bus driver
Orange alert, Red from the U.K. Hairspray and lotion involved. The last five years has been a freakin’ 80s revival already.
Do I even need to spell this out?
“It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.”
You know, I recently flew domestically and the TSA mugged me for my cigarette lighter. Apparently, they’re now weapons of mass destruction–you can still bring up to 4 books of matches, though.
Soon, there will be an Evil Terrorist Plot(tm) that involves match heads …
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Frankly, I don’t know why they haven’t tried getting teh bombs on planes by swallowing them, or rectally. The way they’ve been smuggling heroin for years. Surely, if someone’s got the dedication to blow hisself up on a plane, he’s got the dedication to shove a few kilos of plastic explosive up his ass. Right?
Am I missing something technical?
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bad budget films….
If the Evil Terrorists were to use anal plug explosives, then it would scare the TSA to be asking everyone to do the Goatse at the Air Port.
Hence it is not at all possible to make anal plug explosives.
It really is that Simple!!!
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i am laffing.
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Bad Hair Day….
Have a Bad Hair Day, Go To JAIL!!!
It is the Law!!!
It IS for your Protection.
Move along, nothing to see here…
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Wait. Why are we blaming Wozniak?
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Flock of Seagulls played the US Festival 🙂
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Fuck, we might as well be blaming Drieux’s flying saucers, then…
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