REQUEST HALF DAY OFF AND ALSO FOR MY HEAD TO BE REMOVED FROM THE TOILET BOWL (AND SWIVELING SEAT)

In case you’re curious, Saturday night is not all right for DNS misconfiguration, upset producers, lack of access to registrar-level changes, and everyone but me watching a basketball game.

10 thoughts on “REQUEST HALF DAY OFF AND ALSO FOR MY HEAD TO BE REMOVED FROM THE TOILET BOWL (AND SWIVELING SEAT)

    1. THE SPORTSBALL TEAM FROM MY MUNICIPALITY OR COLLEGE OF GRADUATION IS SUPERIOR IN EVERY WAY TO THE SPORTSBALL TEAM FROM YOUR MUNICIPALITY OR COLLEGE OF GRADUATION!

    2. THE SPORTSBALL TEAM FROM MY MUNICIPALITY OR COLLEGE OF GRADUATION IS SUPERIOR IN EVERY WAY TO THE SPORTSBALL TEAM FROM YOUR MUNICIPALITY OR COLLEGE OF GRADUATION!

  1. I was going to try to make some kind of joke here along the lines of, “I guess you should have been fighting instead”, but I’m too tired to work with Elton tonight.

  2. I was going to try to make some kind of joke here along the lines of, “I guess you should have been fighting instead”, but I’m too tired to work with Elton tonight.

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