D.A.R.E. TO KEEP KIDS OFF RUGS

  1. SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY! GO TO CHURCH!
  2. Our nation’s funeral directors are ready for the moment when terror strikes. Eager, even. Let’s roll in our graves, America! (Folks we couldn’t make this shit up if we tried. Evelyn Waugh is dead, too.)
  3. This person makes collages entirely constructed of wine labels!
  4. AREA ROOSTER CALLS UPON GOD, IS SAVED. I want this Islamic Chicken to fight that goat what has Dale Earnhardt’s number on it.
  5. It’s a bag for sleeping! A bag for walking! A walking sleeping bag!!
  6. Today’s phrase, courtesy WFMU, is PAT ROBERTSON’S AGE-DEFYING PANCAKES

6 thoughts on “D.A.R.E. TO KEEP KIDS OFF RUGS

    1. Re: They had a really pretty stained glass window
      BUT DID THEY FILL THE ORANGE COUNTY FAIRGROUNDS LEGENDARY SPEEDWAY TRACK WITH THE HOLY SPIRIT OF GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD? 5000 PEWS BUT YOU’LL ONLY NEED THE EDGE!EDGE!EDGE!

      1. Re: Holy Mary, mother of Jesus…
        What’s interesting to me is that this is an Episcopalian deal, and there’s no mention whatever of martinis.
        But then again, My Episcopalian folks and tell me there’s been a recent wave of hands-in-the-air evangelicals invading their church, so maybe that’s not as pointed a stereotype as ’twas…

  1. I don’t think I’m a fan of the walking sleeping bag. First of all, it’s totally just a snowsuit. And it’s probably not as warm as a regular sleeping bag, following the whole “mittens are warmer than gloves” philosophy. Two thumbs down.

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