new favorite joke

A kangaroo walks into a bar and says to the bartender, “Blood is the lipstick of wounds.” The bartender does not know how he said it or why. —Michael O’Donoghue

8 thoughts on “new favorite joke

  1. Oh, for real. I remember randomly discovering the wikipedia page for Michael O’Donoghue a while back and being completely amazed.

    1. Re: A peanut sat on a railroad track
      My grandpa sang it differently: “Peanut sittin’ on a railroad track/waitin’ for his mudder [mother]/’long came a train and knocked him down/now he’s peanut butter”.
      Oh, it ain’t gonna rain
      no it ain’t gonna rain
      no it ain’t gonna rain no more.
      So how in the hell
      will the old folks tell
      if it ain’t gonna rain no more?

      1. Re: A peanut sat on a railroad track
        and I learned it as, “A peanut sat on the railroad track, his heart was all a flutter. Around the bend came number nine…toot toot peanut butter.”

  2. All you’d need for koan would be…
    “A kangaroo walks into a bar and says to the bartender, “Blood is the lipstick of wounds.” The bartender does not know how he said it or why.”
    …And the monk was immediately enlightned…
    mojo sends

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