It isn’t just dumbass bro dudes in big trucks who have dicksize wars. Tiny, tiny worms do it too. More interestingly, too.
I hit my head in the shower this afternoon. Just enough to make me swear and to give me a tiny bump and a sproinked neck muscle. Hm, I wonder if Brain Lady will notice if the bump is gone by Monday? She’s gonna be mad if I tell her.
Brain Chacon noticed.
Re: #1…
That has got to be the funniest true thing I have EVER heard.