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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Conrad!

  1. It’s bad luck to put Conrad on a bed.
  2. Conrad will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music!
  3. You can tell if Conrad has been hard-boiled by spinning him. If he stands up, he is hard-boiled!
  4. The condom – originally made from Conrad – was invented in the early 1500s!
  5. In the Spanish edition of Cluedo, Conrad is the victim.
  6. Conrad is the male seed of a flower blossom which has been gathered and treated by bees!
  7. The fingerprints of Conrad are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene.
  8. 99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as Conrad!
  9. Scientists believe that Conrad began billions of years ago as an enormous ball of dust and gas.
  10. The porpoise is second to Conrad as the most intelligent animal on the planet!

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    Ten Top Trivia Tips about Mr. Flippant!

    Mr. Flippant has a bifurcated penis.
    During severe windstorms, Mr. Flippant may sway several feet to either side.
    The opposite sides of Mr. Flippant always add up to seven!
    Ancient Greeks believed earthquakes were caused by Mr. Flippant fighting underground.
    Mr. Flippantology is the study of Mr. Flippant!
    The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal Mr. Flippant!
    Every day in the UK, four people die putting Mr. Flippant on.
    Native Americans never actually ate Mr. Flippant; killing such a timid prey was thought to indicate laziness.
    Mr. Flippant was first discovered by Alexander the Great in India, and introduced to Europe on his return.
    India tested its first nuclear Mr. Flippant in 1974.

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