- Only the power of drugs can put a submarine in the mountains. Shades of Fitzcarraldo!
- From several sources, the Headline of the Year: STALIN’S HALF-MAN, HALF-APE SUPER-WARRIORS.
- O Christmas Toad, O Christmas Toad, you take from the undeserving.
- New horrors of mobile phones: the woman next to you on the train may be testing out her smelltones.
- Uh. Mel. Uh. WHAT? Mayans… what?
- Ever wondered what happens when you give a baseball 19,000 coats of paint?
[watches APOCALYPTO trailer]
you know, people make fun of me for watching Doctor Who, but huge numbers of people will go see this
The mind, it boggles.