Phear me

Obakeneko
You scored 29 in Malice and 18 in Chaos!
Obakeneko, or “Cat demons,” are another subset of the “Henge,” or shape-shifter demons. Obakeneko are rarely seen in their true form, preferring instead to transform into beautiful women. On the surface, Obakeneko seem harmless enough, causing no direct harm to humans; however, a closer look at the behavior of the Obakeneko reveals it to be a dangerous and malevolent creature; for the Obakeneko is wont to seduce young men into marriage, where it slowly but inexorably drains the life from them every night while they sleep. Men under the influence of Obakeneko age at an extremely rapid pace, and by the time they discover the cause, the Obakeneko has disappeared, transformed into another woman, and is busy seducing another man.

Cat demons are almost invariably evil; the only way to expose a woman as an Obakeneko is to catch her in flagrante delicto, that is, in the act of draining her victim. Obakeneko, like Kitsune, are also fond of playing terrible tricks upon mortals, and delight in driving their victims, slowly, but surely into madness. They are truly deserving of their status as demons, although, if one treats an Obakeneko well enough, he may temporarily tame her into a harmless vixen, i.e. a “sex kitten.” At any moment, however, the tamer of the Obakeneko must expect her to forget his kindness and revert back to her demonic mentality.

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10 thoughts on “Phear me

  1. No Phear Hear
    Me?
         I’m just a kitsune, a happy little fox demon, nothing to fear, folks, come right on in…
         I mean, I got 0% in Malice and 89% in Chaos! How’m I gonna get anyone to believe they’re s’posed to call me “Mad Dog”??
                        Mike

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  2. No Phear Hear
    Me?
         I’m just a kitsune, a happy little fox demon, nothing to fear, folks, come right on in…
         I mean, I got 0% in Malice and 89% in Chaos! How’m I gonna get anyone to believe they’re s’posed to call me “Mad Dog”??
                        Mike

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  3. I knew I felt a little crabby today…

    Obake-Yuurei You scored 20 in Malice and 22 in Chaos!

    The Obake-Yuurei is like a regular Yuurei, or ghost, except much more
    malevolent. Obake-Yuurei are the souls of those who died in great anger
    or heartache, and continue to wander the earth in search of someone,
    anyone, to avenge themselves upon.
    Obake-Yuurei sometimes appear as pale, crying maidens sitting by some
    lonely and forsaken place; these demons, although evil, are no more
    than the products of their sadness. If one should happen upon an
    Obake-Yuurei, the best way to defend himself– for, in the end, sad or
    not, Obake-Yuurei have only murder and vengeance in mind– is to cut
    through the center of the Yuurei and remove the shard of corruption in
    the heart which stains the soul.

    My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:


    You scored higher than 62% on Malice


    You scored higher than 18% on Chaos

    Link: The Japanese Demon Profile Test written by Maharbal on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

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  4. I knew I felt a little crabby today…

    Obake-Yuurei You scored 20 in Malice and 22 in Chaos!

    The Obake-Yuurei is like a regular Yuurei, or ghost, except much more
    malevolent. Obake-Yuurei are the souls of those who died in great anger
    or heartache, and continue to wander the earth in search of someone,
    anyone, to avenge themselves upon.
    Obake-Yuurei sometimes appear as pale, crying maidens sitting by some
    lonely and forsaken place; these demons, although evil, are no more
    than the products of their sadness. If one should happen upon an
    Obake-Yuurei, the best way to defend himself– for, in the end, sad or
    not, Obake-Yuurei have only murder and vengeance in mind– is to cut
    through the center of the Yuurei and remove the shard of corruption in
    the heart which stains the soul.

    My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:


    You scored higher than 62% on Malice


    You scored higher than 18% on Chaos

    Link: The Japanese Demon Profile Test written by Maharbal on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

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  5. mmmm oni

    Oni
    You scored 24 in Malice and 24 in Chaos!

    Oni are large and intimidating demons whose ferocious appearance
    matches their wickedness and caprice. The Oni are representative of
    human excess, gluttonous in their appetite, uncouth in behavior, and
    lustful in their dealings with women. It is little wonder that these
    demons are also availed as the guardians of hell; impulsive and
    violent, Oni delight in killing and torturing humans, making them
    perfectly suited to the job of punishing the damned.
    At the same time, Oni are also capable of beneficent acts, and
    if they deem a mortal worthy of their favor, they may even condescend
    to offer their help. Such cases, however, are extremely rare.

    My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:


    You scored higher than 82% on Malice


    You scored higher than 38% on Chaos

    Link: The Japanese Demon Profile Test written by Maharbal on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

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  6. mmmm oni

    Oni
    You scored 24 in Malice and 24 in Chaos!

    Oni are large and intimidating demons whose ferocious appearance
    matches their wickedness and caprice. The Oni are representative of
    human excess, gluttonous in their appetite, uncouth in behavior, and
    lustful in their dealings with women. It is little wonder that these
    demons are also availed as the guardians of hell; impulsive and
    violent, Oni delight in killing and torturing humans, making them
    perfectly suited to the job of punishing the damned.
    At the same time, Oni are also capable of beneficent acts, and
    if they deem a mortal worthy of their favor, they may even condescend
    to offer their help. Such cases, however, are extremely rare.

    My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:


    You scored higher than 82% on Malice


    You scored higher than 38% on Chaos

    Link: The Japanese Demon Profile Test written by Maharbal on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

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