torgo_x is your own personal news service today, giving us the all the news roundup we need. I really like the quote from the French policeman, where he manages to get a Biblical reference and a wine/communism quip in the same sentence.
I was delighted to see the headline “Ashlee Simpson in Blender” until I found out that this referred to Blender magazine. Guys, get your type styles right! You’re getting my hopes up with these style errors!