Pharyngula invites all of us to celebrate xxxchurch.com‘s bizarre post-everything Christian Porn Crusader event National Porn Sunday with some FISH SEX. (All links SFW unless you work for uptight fish.) I seriously cannot tell if Porn Sunday is a gigantic prank on the evangelical world or if they’re for real. I mean, look at their 30 second ad starring Pete the Puppet or their customized van for spreading the word. And the T Shirt?
Tell me, folks. Has evangelical culture gotten this bizarre, or are all these pastors being taken for a gigantic ride? OR BOTH?
Umm Yeah I’m Gonna Need Those TPS Reports
Theese guys are for real. Strange and bizzare I know, but real. I found them about a year ago, and let me tell you, they have changed my life. Now I no longer view PRON. Nor do I fantisize about sex. No sir, from now on it’s all murder, flesh-eating, zombies and chili night! Praise Jeebuz!
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WTF!?
If you wanted to discourage pornography, why make your background hot pink with porno mag covers?
That’s funny though. I think Miss Lenora Claire covered some Gay Porn Con earlier this year and those guys had a table. So did the straightcollegeboys.com site.
That’s the coolest thing about sex though…you can make anything sexy, even hating pornography.
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I think my favorite part is “a little porn is like a little heroine.”
Spelling – it’s not for religious organizations anymore!
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mmm, erotoxins
The creepiest thing about that ministry (or whatever one wishes to call it) is that one of those guys is totally hott. I would totally watch porn with that one guy with the shaggy hair and the plugs in his ears.
Hot is to evangelist as fuckable is to your best friend’s mom. *shudders* Wrong, wrong, wrong.
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Re: mmm, erotoxins
I’m sorry; I have stumbled you into the path of sin.
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