75% amusing

  • My company’s new web page/product has an apology for its quality on the home page. FUCK YEAH!
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  • I received my discounted Calphalon pans from Amazon, nearly free with the sale and a gift cert. I am especially happy with the big saucier I call the Enough Spinach Pan because I can cook 3 bags at once of fresh spinach and have it cook down to enough for two people to really enjoy.
  • And then, after these minor amusements, I look at the news updates and see that the disaster zone in New Orleans is now Baghdad come home: martial law, official brutality, oppression, caches of corpses, a media lockout, lies, more lies, damned lies, and chuckling gauleiters celebrating the misery of their compatriots. This isn’t my country any more. It’s occupied territory.

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      1. Re: That NY Times article: Electronic Funds Transfers? Checks? I can not imagine 350,000 people in one city, trying to get a a check cashed. And what for those without bank accounts to do an EFS?
        Wow. Fuck you FEMA, Fuck you rrrrrright there.

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  1. Finally, enough spinach!
    Wow, I need that enough spinach pan! Actually, until we remodel the kitchen the LAST thing I need is another pan. I had a screaming fit in the kitchen last week because I couldn’t find a lid for the pan I wanted to use because I cannot find ANYTHING EVER in this place! So I threw things and cursed very loudly which didn’t solve the problem but made me feel minorly better.

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