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i am a single asian girl who is looking to meet a special gentleman in my area for friendship or more.. my expectation is high and i wont settle for less. i would like to meet someone who is smart, confident, strong and fun to hang out with.(loves travel and eat out is must) you need to be successful in business and personal life, able to manage your time and money. i do not want to hear your “i have this and that” “ive done this and that” stories. so please do not try to impress me with your story that i dont really believe anyways.
i am not looking for a sugar daddy or financial support from you so dont try to show off your $$$ either. but if youve never bought a car for your girlfriend, please dont bother. my guy should be capable of doing so whether youd do it for me or not. (if you thought that i am a gold digger or/and dont understand what i mean on here, obviously you do not have the same value or lifestyle as i do, so please dont bother.)
please, no players, one night stand seekers or cheaters.
She’s right. I don’t have the same lifestyle or “value” as she does! Anyway I can’t afford more than a one night stand. Glad to hear she’s not a gold digger, though. Gosh, that would be awful.
She’ll end up with one of the guys who ends his ads “no fatties”, and she’ll get chlamydia. But it’s all part of the career choice, I guess.
“Never trust a whore who says they don’t want money. They’re the most expensive kind.” —William S. Burroughs
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Gold diggers are the best! They have strong backs, work hard and let’s face it, pockets full of gold at the end of a long day of mining is wonderful.
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“Never give money to a man with a sense of humor” – Peter Tork to Mickey Dolenz: Monkees movie “Head”.
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not to be rude, but i know this movie back and forth, so i can’t help myself – don’t take it personally; the quote is actually, “Well, let me tell you one thing, son – nobody ever lends money to a man with a sense of humor!”
the mention of it gets bonus points, though. 😀
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i LOVE to be corrected. It makes me feel so very, very wrong…
you can’t be rude. I lost the ability to be embarrassed.
congrats on your excellent taste in movies.
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the best quote from Head : :” The tragedy of your time is that you may get exactly what you want”…atta boy, Mike , atta boy…..
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boyyyyyys
don’t never, but never, make fun of no cripples!
but my favorite is:
“are you telling me that you don’t see the connection between government and laughing at people?”
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I love “Head”, one of my favorite movies of all time. And the soundtrack CD is excellent. 🙂
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can you dig it?
“The Porpoise Song” is fantastic, and ranks among their best, for sure, as does “Circle Sky”. I have a weakness for “As We Go Along”, too, but don’t tell anyone. 🙂
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Re: can you dig it?
Aw, I like “As We Go Along” too, it has a really nice melody. “Porpoise Song” always makes me think of how I felt the first time I saw the movie, when I was a little kid. I was a HUGE Monkees fan back in the ’60s, right in their heyday, used to watch them on their TV show, listen to their records (which I still have on vinyl), and I finally got to see them in concert in the late ’80s, without Mike though.
I remember really preferring them to the Beatles for a while there. 🙂
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Re: can you dig it?
i was a second-generation fan; the first concert i ever saw was the Monkees reunion (sans Mike), with Weird Al opening. i still love ’em, too. i’m stuck in my 80s nostalgia. 🙂
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every man of Quality buys his girlfriend a car. only a sugar daddy buys her one in every color.
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WHORE!
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Golddiggaaaaaaah
It’s a trap! She’s a cyborg, cruising for sentient beings!!
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and she’ll get chlamydia
Why not her, too? 2% of Americans and 5% of teenage girls have it.
Actually, she’s probably got it already.
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“but if youve never bought a car for your girlfriend, please dont bother.”
I had to read this line about three times to make sure it really said that.
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Digging?
I gave her add a quick brush up, so at least there are some capitals now. I hope she will be greatful
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Re: Digging?
And grateful! And how!
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dude, thank you for making me spit Morning Edition all over my laptop.
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A car for the clap? Pretty fair trade in her head I’m sure. Wonder what the price of gonorrhoea would be.
What a gem, can’t believe she’s single.
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just for the sake of discussion: what is the difference between a man whose primary interest in a woman is her looks and a woman whose primary interest in a man is financial security?
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none. they deserve each other.
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William Burroughs sure loved him some women, eh?
I want a sugar daddy to buy me a car, and pay my rent. I won’t lie about it.
Except, that right there is a lie. It’s a dream, not reality. But yeah, a new car, god, I’d be so happy. She should have added that she can suck the chrome off a tailpipe, at least.
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“obviously you do not have the same value or lifestyle as i do”
what lifestyle? cruising for chode on zee net? that warrants a classy broad. she’s totally got a smelly stinkwrinkle. maybe she the hides bling in her nooks and crannies.
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every time…
every time i thought it couldnt get worse…it did.
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I’ve got enough gain to buy my girlfriend, like, a scooter.
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