Context-free observation from the day’s events. Anecdote, possibly related in some way to observation. Depressive rumination on personal neuroses, social troubles, and alienation. Attempt to synthesize observation, anecdote, and depressive rumination. Joke.
Closing statement that indicates self-pity, self-consciousness, and ironic detachment pretty skilfully.
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Affirmative acknowledgement. Tedious, lengthy tangetially related personal anecdote meant to build empathy but probably just coming off as a gigantic dork. Self deprecating remark. Twist ending with minor word play/irony.
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Reply mentioning strong feeling of deja-vu.
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ZZZOT!
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Response making silly comment about least important part of original posting.
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Nice.
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Thanks.
Or, rather, response indicating appreciation of your appreciation.
Don’t know what I was thinking. 🙂
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You are so right about ___. It reminds me of when I ___.
Time to masturbate to your female commenters’ user icons.
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‘s Terry O’Quinn ‘Lost’ icons are my current faves.
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Hugs!
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Surprise (as if), you’ve been metaquoted.
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Announce that I’m here from Metaqoutes, applause for your creativity, a bit of sympathy.
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Obligatory comment in support of said creativity praise.
Smiles in solidarity.
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Profession of great affection for your user avatar
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Cavalier mention of the level of ease as to which said avatar was found.
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Declaration of hate for your good fortune
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Reassurance that you, as well, may stroll across such good fortune in the near future.
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Expression of hope for the same as such good fortune would be most welcome.
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Awkward moment where an avenue to continue this exchange is lost.
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Stament that this is probably for the best and wishes for your having a pleasant evening.
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Inane whim, followed by imperious order. Immeasurably vast waste of time undertaken. Significant climatological change results.
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Smart-aleck response about said neuroses. Comment about people of less fortune than you. Declaration of lameness.
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Failure to explain I am here from metaquotes. Random spiteful one-liner destined to inspire either comment deletion, or an ‘Edit: ‘ line clarifying original poster’s position and decrying the cruelty of trolls.
(All joking aside, this was a sadly accurate template for the majority of LJ posts. The only way you could’ve made it more generically applicable would be to make a generic userpic as well — ‘icon’ with a barcode, or something!)
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