inventory sale

I return from my vacation to find my friends & family in heaven and hell simultaneously. The count among people up to 2 degrees from me is:

1 animal bite requiring ER visit and antibiotics
1 big promotion and raise
4 bone fractures (in four separate people!)
1 new and incurable liver disease of unknown origin
2 breakups
2 acceptances to good academic programs
1 new cancer diagnosis
1 government grant
1 childhood asthma diagnosis
2 new apartments that were greatly desired

If I touch you, either you’ll get $50,000 in small bills or your left patella will explode.

8 thoughts on “inventory sale

  1. I got one of the good things, so I’m placing a dish of sweets and a lighted votive candle in front of a little statue of you now.

Leave a Reply

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.