This has not been a recording (slight return)

Every piece of mail I got today was labeled as something it was not. I got an “explanation of benefits”, a “user update”, an “important survey about the future of the environment”, an “annual renewal”, a “service announcement”, and two “membership cards”.

These were actually a magazine subscription, another magazine subscription, a fundraising plea, an attempt to get another annual subscription fee from me after 3 months, an attempt to get me to subscribe to a credit card add-on service, and two more fundraising pleas.