This is the weekend that I shall become one or more of:
- A huge yet nimble insectoid creature, mantis-like in appearance, with serrated mandibles and forelegs, dripping with caustic goo, that lives only to rend humans limb from limb.
- A charismatic street preacher whose exhortations to “Live as though you were already in HELL!” fill the air at gas stations, grocery stores, and open-air restaurants throughout the county.
- A serial murderer of drywall contractors whose crimes include jigsaw pieces left in each victim’s mouth; the pieces, as assembled by the detectives, are slowly revealing a face. But whose?
- The only non Chinese member of the Communist Party’s Central Coordinating Committee in Beijing.
- Chewbacca.
- The world’s leading collector of pre 1989 Soviet and Eastern Bloc gay pornography.
- Mary Baker Eddy.
Be My Blog 
When do you leave for the not-so-great and not-so-white north?
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May 1, day before the Go4 show.
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Please maintain chewbacca status through may 6th kthnx.
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Do we get to vote?
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Chewbacca!
What a wookie!
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Putting the hellfire in Fire Island
Please combine #2 and #6 in some spectacularly visual manner. We could probably book you on an incredibly lucrative tour of ironic Gay Meccas, tragically hip art spaces and freeway underpasses.
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SURFACE TO AIR MISSILE.
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