I met a nice young woman tonight, 18 years old and going to both high school and community college. Her boyfriend is a Marine and he’s in Fallujah. I wonder if he’ll come home? And what he’ll be like? I hope it all turns out okay but it’s a heartbreak.
I was listening to Guadalcanal Diary’s fine serial killer song “Please Stop Me” and I realized that my favorite line in the song, which is “Find yourself in Georgia with a pitchfork through your head” is not on the album version. Either they only did that line live, or I invented it. I sure hope it’s the former!
WORD SUBSTITUTIONS:
Substitute “lunch” for “love” in all pop songs.
Substitute “bozo” for “cyber” everywhere.
Substitute “emo” for “evil”.
I’m off to watch Resident Emo and have some bozosex.
Be My Blog 
Nice to see that you substitute wordplay too.
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Squirrel, you’ll be a wombat soon
Also, in pop songs:
“squirrel” for “girl”
“wombat” for “woman”
My own name anywhere it will fit
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Also
I see that we have some things in common, so I’ve friended you.
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word substitutions
Whitney Houston Song Titles With “Love” Replaced by “Drug(s).”
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Re: word substitutions
You Give Good Drugs is my fave.
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That’s a good one
I share my friend’s disappointment that “I Will Always Drug You” isn’t on the list, but that’s probably because it’s originally a Dolly Parton song.
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Re: That’s a good one
You give lunch a bad name (bad name).
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Re: That’s a good one
I wanna know what lunch isssss and I want you to show me
giggle!
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You get your monkey for nuthin and your chimps for free
You forgot monkey/money.
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I’m sure there is a mondegreen community on LJ, but I wonder if there is a community of just word substituting or nearword play ideas.
When I’m in a store where I can’t stand the blaring piped-in pop music, I start to think how I can change the words to at least cope with mindless music. Thanks for the Whitney substitution word. Now I can exorcise her disembodied screech.
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battle royale
The guy from Cake who goes “aw yeah all right”
versus
Rob Zombie’s “yeah yeah yeah”.
The lesser of two emos.
Love,
A.
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