“It’s exactly the same kind of vibrator as the one I melted last time!”
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“It’s exactly the same kind of vibrator as the one I melted last time!”
Be My Blog 
and I KNOW who did that
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Yes, but this story was better than the last one. It involved a microwave!
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and my invitaion to drive you to Con Rev for a replacement remains open
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Emo Phillips
If Aquinas reasoned that even animals have souls, how unlikely could it be that an inanimate object like a microwave would need to be sexually gratified?
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Re: Emo Phillips
We cannot know that the microwave required orgasm; we cannot know if the microwave achieved orgasm. All there remains is evidence of the attempt.
I think that Schrödinger’s pussy is happy, myself.
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