5 thoughts on “Quote of the day

      1. Emo Phillips
        If Aquinas reasoned that even animals have souls, how unlikely could it be that an inanimate object like a microwave would need to be sexually gratified?

      2. Re: Emo Phillips
        We cannot know that the microwave required orgasm; we cannot know if the microwave achieved orgasm. All there remains is evidence of the attempt.
        I think that Schrödinger’s pussy is happy, myself.

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