6 thoughts on “The loneliness of the long diatance wanker

  1. As I recall, you went to the circus, stuck a nickel into a “Zoltar” prognosticating machine and wished to be “big.” Not to worry–once this dystopian future business is over and you’ve learned Deeply Moving, Valuable Life Lessons, you’ll be returned to your idyllic 12-year old life. Either that or you’ll awaken on the set of “Bosom Buddies,” not quite sure which.

  2. Hmm…
    “The Loneliness of the Long Distance Wanker”
    Hey, worse comes to worse, you just might have a pretty bad ass band name…I wonder, what kind of band would that be????

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