Mormon Cheerleader Sex Disaster

So, during tonight’s conversation the subject of the local Mormons came up. W. perked up and said “Oh, there were 7 Mormon girls on the cheerleading squad when I was a cheerleader. They were insane. They did stuff I still won’t do now!”

W: Okay, so we were like.. 14. And this girl came to me and said “I am going to have to confess something at church tonight!” and I thought okay, she kissed a boy. No. Se said “Well I gave him a blow job and then he fucked me in my ass and THEN he wanted to come in my mouth!!1!! and I let him!!!” And I just said “Look don’t ever share your sex life with me any more!”

It’s a miracle these kids didn’t all die of a combination of STDs, alcohol poisoning, and vehicle omnicide.

3 thoughts on “Mormon Cheerleader Sex Disaster

  1. this girl came to me and said “I am going to have to confess something at church tonight!”
    Mormons don’t have traditional confession.

    1. Yeah. I think she meant something different than a Catholic confession. But I don’t know what Mormons do when they erm.. eff up.
      Then again, considering the people involved, she may not have understood her own religion very well.

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