..ahem…


HOLY FUCKING SHIT I AM FUCKING FORTY YEARS OLD HOW THE FUCK DID THIS FUCKING HAPPEN

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WHAT THE FUCK
WHAT THE FUCK
WHAT THE FUCK

35 thoughts on “..ahem…

  1. Three years ago …
    … on my 40th birthday, as I was driving to SeaTac to pick up a friend, we had the magnitude 6.8 Nisqually Earthquake. And that was the end of my “day off,” as the newspaper had to mobilize to cover the disaster.
    See? Your 40th birthday is already miles better by comparison! Besides, you’re only 40 if you let yourself be 40.

  2. Happy Fucking Birthday
    If it makes you feel any better, that’s easily the best use of the <marquee> tag I’ve ever seen. In fact, it’s probably the only appropriate use.

  3. ditto
    Allow me to echo the well-wishers in wishing you a happy birthday!
    Also, I believe the circumstances allow you special exemption to use <marquee>

  4. Not old enough for AARP yet.
    So I’m a day late, blame LJ and their “Document Contains No Data”
    Happy Birthday anyways and I will gift you a Doctor, choose one.

  5. HAPPY BIRFDAY!
    Now that you are old, can I buy stuff through you using your senior citizen’s discount??????? I demand a cheap breakfast at Denny’s and discounted movie theater tickets! kthxbye.

  6. I wouldn’t read too much into it. I’m told it has to do with the year you were born, or something. Probably not a big deal.
    At least that’s what I’m counting on. It happened to me just a bit ago.

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