And then at the end, you find Walt himself, mad and murderous in the heart of the jungle, his hut ringed by severed heads on pikes, gibbering out his hatred for mankind: exterminate the brutes.
If you want, you can buy a picture of your drawn, fear-filled face as he says “The horror…” to you in the ride’s last flume.
For Veterans Day maybe they can redo it in a Vietnam theme and have Robert Duvall sign autographs outside!
Oh, wait. There’s already a ride. This is the movie part. I can’t wait for the happy ending!!