From today’s Los Angeles Times
Waves Claim an SUV, With Drinking Reported
An illegally parked sport-utility vehicle with several people inside drinking beer was pulled into the surf by a strong tide early Monday, officials said.
No one was injured when the SUV was washed into the surf about 12:50 a.m. The car was towed out of the surf, officials said.
The SUV’s occupants were cited for driving on the beach.
Probably related to the asshole I saw doing 70 on the Irvine Avenue S-curves tonight in a full-sized Dodge pickup in the wet.
Proposal: License any vehicle over a certain weight as a commercial truck, instead of doing so by number of axles. Do I hear an aye?
Comedy gold, sir.
Aye.
Aye
Captain?
aye
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What a good idea! Also start having emissions for “trucks.” It’s never going to happen though.
Aye.
I love when nature lands a punch.