I Can’t Believe It’s a Business
Loser Depot
Darget
Valmart
Fourth-Best Buy
Acres of Tweakers
Recalls ‘n’ Reorgs
Doomed “R” Us
Layoff McBackorder’s Big Empty Box
suggested names for the new K-Mart/Sears merged company
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I Can’t Believe It’s a Business
Loser Depot
Darget
Valmart
Fourth-Best Buy
Acres of Tweakers
Recalls ‘n’ Reorgs
Doomed “R” Us
Layoff McBackorder’s Big Empty Box
“Pick’n’Save” and “Builder’s Emporium” are not currently being used.
Otherwise, I will make the same joke everyone else has made: S-Mart.
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Hey, I hope you know that I acutally own the buildersemporium trademark and domain. You owe me 200 dollars.
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dude you let that lapse, you’re assed out
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I still own the tradmark, that was a ten year purchase.
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No, no.
I don’t owe you $200. The future BE to be owes you a million!
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http://www.picknsave.com/
Midwestern grocery store chain.
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I vote for (F) or (I). And I humbly submit “Inbred Bastard Child of Bob Vila and Martha Stewart”. Whaddya mean, it won’t fit on a shopping cart?
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The first layoff because of this merger is coming from my company! Huzzah!
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Chapter Eleven, obviously
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MEMORIES OF WALMART
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a winner is you
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When I read about the “hundreds of millions of cost savings” from the merger, I said to myself, “Well, there go the 2005 US job numbers.”
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