The next person to send me a chain letter gets garroted and left for the crows.
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It's the heart's the crazy bus driver
It's the heart's the crazy bus driver
The next person to send me a chain letter gets garroted and left for the crows.
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We’re thinking of investing in a gibbet.
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Hawaiian GOOD LUCK TOTEM
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This totem has been sent to you for good luck. It has been sent
around the world ten times so far.
You will receive good luck within four days of relaying this
totem.
Send copies to people you think need good luck. >
Don’t send money as fate has no price. Do not keep this message.
The totem must leave your hands in 96 hours.
Send ten copies and see what happens in four days. You will get a
surprise. This is true, even if you are not superstitious.
Good luck, but please remember: 10 copies of this message must
leave your hands in 96 hours…
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You are a bad person.
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I have to ask: why crows?
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There’s a lot of them around my house lately and they look hungry.
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I hereby offer myself up to The Crows of The OC.
And if you get 10 more volunteers in the next 96 hours, you will receive a completely clean vintage 1957 vinyl Chevy interior. Original. Clean. Restored. But original. And don’t forget clean.
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