Batshit insane food designers bring us a world of decadent stupidity. I hope it’s a hoax but probably not.
Then again we already have “P.B. Slices”, “breakfast cookies”, and Gogurt. Anything is possible, and also disgusting!
I still want artificial vegetables made out of meat.
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Salmonella may stretch the definition of goodness, and I would recommend that any budding ovomancers take extra precautions when carrying them around in your pants pockets.
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Now there’s a query letter waiting to happen. Dare you face… THE OVOMANCER!
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[spits out syrup roly poly & custard]
WTF is Gogurt?
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it’s yogurt, but in a little plastic tube (kinda packaged like those freeze-e-pops things) so you can put it in your lunchbox or take it with you somewhere.
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Thanks. I was hoping it was something like a high-fibre yogurt (i.e. it makes you go).
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Don’t dis Gogurt !
Frankenmarketing name yes (Hamdingers ! Incrediburgible !), but at least our kids like ’em.
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I want zombie bread that says BRAINS when you bite into it. YUM!
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perfect for those cult brunches
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