7 thoughts on “why monster.com is almost entirely useless now”
OH GOOD LORD. “does our name sound familiar? you may have heard about us from a business card scotch-taped to a gas pump, automated teller machine, or the drive-thru window at taco bell!”
your aunt with the bad perm
the sidekick from a semi-popular decade-old sitcom, at 3am, on 2 channels simultaneously
underneath a tutoring ad on a college campus bulletin board
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OH GOOD LORD. “does our name sound familiar? you may have heard about us from a business card scotch-taped to a gas pump, automated teller machine, or the drive-thru window at taco bell!”
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your aunt with the bad perm
the sidekick from a semi-popular decade-old sitcom, at 3am, on 2 channels simultaneously
underneath a tutoring ad on a college campus bulletin board
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“Leverage the internet”???!?!111/1?
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Commence internet leveraging.
I have a friend in Nigeria who may be interested in this Monster.com…
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Does it come with a baby AND a cell phone???
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yes, but the baby’s stupid hat, the $100 $1 sunglasses, and the hot air balloons are required optional accessories.
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They used to delete those… it’s a shame.
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