You can’t come in here. This is a Rock ‘n’ Roll Museum!

Everyone else has one. There’s one for Metallica. One for Tori Amos. One for Weezer. One for the Pixies. Even INCUBUS got one.

I have my plan for fame, wealth, and giving back to the community all in one. I’m going to do it. It’s going to be at every record store, on every website, pirated on every P2P network.

My grand plan:

THE STRING QUARTET TRIBUTE TO LUDWIG VAN BEETHOVEN.

I can’t figure out why this hasn’t been done yet.