I mean it sincerely when I say I love this kind of prose

From a “job” ad on monster.com, this beautifully faceted and colored gem of dishonesty. Renaming a pure pyramid scheme “research” is the kind of genius leap that I’ll never make. Kudos!

RG, a national recruiting and research firm, is seeking individuals interested in establishing careers in information research.

IRG Researchers are analytical and project oriented individuals who conduct Internet research to gather crucial recruiting and sales lead information for clients. Researchers work completely from their own “home offices” and use our technology and software solutions to supply companies, sales teams, and recruiters with quality sales lead data.

The Researcher role is ideal for people who want to control their own schedule and want more than just another job. The company and candidate lead information that IRG Researchers generate is extremely valuable and very much in-demand, both among our internal family of recruiting offices and with outside companies.

On Friday, October 8th, IRG will be conducting a special one-day conference in Phoenix, to discuss opportunities in research.

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