Opening line in the form of a narrative hook or introductory statement about my day.
A few descriptive sentences about routine things, often very similar to previous entries. Exposition of day’s events, including items or people seen that seemed unusual. Situation or item described here that will be used later in entry.
Plaintive remarks about one or more of the following: work-related stress or overwork; inappropriate impossible crush on woman at least ten years younger than I; illness; social anxiety; poor self-image and loathing of my own appearance and behavior; age and oncoming death.
Humorous aside, with ironic and dark flavor.
Epigrammatic and occasionally lapidary punch line with links both to subject line and item referenced above, usually also tying in opening line.
Be My Blog 
Awkward but heartfelt and appreciative reply.
Witty afterthought.
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friendly rejoinder and appreciation of wit
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SOMETHING OFFENSIVE IN CAPS
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FLAME WAR COMMENCED UPON TROLL!!!
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graphic of morans
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repetitious statement of barnyard fowl
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graphic of misspelled quiz result
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Occasional comment from outsider, with little actual value but seemingly relavant
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Reference to monkeys, robots and/or pirates.
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appreciative response including pirate/robot/monkey or perhaps badger
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Meaningless cross-reference.
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confused question?
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Puzzling and circuitous reply.
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subject
link
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Re: subject
internet abbreviation implying hilarity!
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Earnest attempt to relate to aforementioned anecdote.
Insipid attempt to impress with comical statement!
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Ignored badly typed response
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humorous picture
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Lurk in symathetic/empathetic silence, and hate myself for it
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encourage to eschew self-hatred and thank for sympathy/empathy
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Mention of great affection for you, followed by Jerkcity reference to make up for having been unironic.
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