Hey kids, it’s Thomas Kinkade’s first ever Christmas Tree! Hang on while I get the goat blood and the swastikas to decorate it with.
I just got spammed for this thing.
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Hey kids, it’s Thomas Kinkade’s first ever Christmas Tree! Hang on while I get the goat blood and the swastikas to decorate it with.
I’d look better impaled deep in the neck of Mr. Kinkade himself.
I mean IT’D.
Okay, so would I.
Anything would.