They have Fun Facts.
There is a “Miss Placentia” and I hope she gets typo’d.
Miss Sonoma County appears to be in the fatal last stages of bulimia and/or vampirism.
Miss Yosemite Valley’s monotooth is exiting her mouth.
There is a “Cidney” and a “Tawnya”.
Miss Huntington Beach wishes to prevent reckless driving.
If anyone needs me, I’ll be over here joining the Taliban.