I went to the drugstore late tonight to get some pills.
While there I was struck by the Impulse in line and purchased some “Twisted Cheetos” which were the limited edition for “Shrek 2”. They turn your tongue green.
I now have a green tongue.
For the second day in a row I have spent 8 hours straight at the coffeehouse.
You know, I could have any of those girls. Why? ‘Cause chicks dig me.