Turns out you can’t buy a custom-engraved sausage.

I went to the drugstore late tonight to get some pills.

While there I was struck by the Impulse in line and purchased some “Twisted Cheetos” which were the limited edition for “Shrek 2”. They turn your tongue green.

I now have a green tongue.

For the second day in a row I have spent 8 hours straight at the coffeehouse.

You know, I could have any of those girls. Why? ‘Cause chicks dig me.

One thought on “Turns out you can’t buy a custom-engraved sausage.

  1. I got twisted cheetos, but maybe green is illegal here, because it’s just the regular orange kind.
    Can you take a photo of the tongue? =D

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