My friend Lauren is 19, and her boyfriend Chris is I think 22.
Yesterday she found out two things:
1. She got into UCLA, her dream school, as a transfer student from community college.
2. Chris, who is in the Army, is being shipped over to Baghdad for a year.
Dream schools
If it’s any consolation, my experience with dream schools is that they usually have really bad food.
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Awfuck. =(
Would it be a dumb question to ask why he’s in the Army?
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Awww FUCK. I’m going to have to break Chris’ leg to keep him out. Or something.
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But mad props to Lauren! Hmmm…. ok, here’s the plan: get Chris out of the military, and get both of them to move to LA, thus escaping the inertia of Orange County. YAY!
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Injure every soldier, for great justice!
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