Remember when we were kids, how hard is was to get peanut butter? You had to get a jar, open it up twisty like, find a knife, and torque that goo outa the jar. It was hell.
Thanks to P.B Slices you can just slap a premade slab of the stuff on yer bread now. Only $4 for 12 oz.!
Luxury! When I was a child, we had to get our peanut butter out of a lead-lined canister with nothing but a jackhammer and a popsicle stick!
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Smuckers makes a Pre-Mixed PB&J , all you do is add bread.
I prefer it the old fashioned way, so I can eat the Peanut Butter straight if I wanna 🙂
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Oh, Goober is old hat. Smuckers has upped the ante on lazy…
http://www.smucker.com/fg/pds/default.asp?groupid=3&catid=46
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We’ve had them around here for a couple years now. My brother in law, who will eat damn near anything, won’t touch the things. He says they’re vile.
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I wonder if they make them at the lipton factory.
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NO NO NO THE TERROR NO
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When I was a child I had to walk 6 miles in knee deep snow uphill both ways just to get to my peanut butter.
Now I order it online for supermarket pickup. I love the internet.
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“Slices can be kept in the refrigerator for up to one year.”
I just want to know why the front page features:
* a hot dog
* a slice of pie
* Froot Loops
Are you supposed to put peanut butter on them?
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“The Funner Peanut Butter!”
Grammar stupidity with your pre-sliced PB!
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