Today we went to lunch with a vendor. It was at the “Napa Grille” (hate that extra E) in Westwood.
The food was okay and it was a good place for a business lunch. However:
WAITER: HELLO, WHAT CAN I GET ALL OF YOU TODAY?
US: WHAT ARE YOUR SPECIALS?
WAITER: WELL, RIGHT NOW I’M DOING A SESAME-CRUSTED HALIBUT WITH AN AVOCADO SALSA!1!!!
ME: …
ME: …
ME: I’LL HAVE THE SALMON SALAD!!!
I really don’t want the waitstaff to get that familiar with my food.
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salsa really chafes. i hope he has some high quality moisturizer.
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If it’s made with avocado, isn’t the moisturizer built right in?
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you are quite right.
maybe the two ingredients work together like icy-hot.
AVOCADO to dull the pain and SALSA to relax it away.
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Mmm. Great concept, but I’d be reluctant to test it.
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Test results:
Now I have to think of a really good story to tell the doctor.
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