GRAND THEFT AUTO JERK CITY: ONLY FOR X-KOCKS!

Today we went to lunch with a vendor. It was at the “Napa Grille” (hate that extra E) in Westwood.

The food was okay and it was a good place for a business lunch. However:

WAITER: HELLO, WHAT CAN I GET ALL OF YOU TODAY?

US: WHAT ARE YOUR SPECIALS?

WAITER: WELL, RIGHT NOW I’M DOING A SESAME-CRUSTED HALIBUT WITH AN AVOCADO SALSA!1!!!

ME: …

ME: …

ME: I’LL HAVE THE SALMON SALAD!!!

I really don’t want the waitstaff to get that familiar with my food.

5 thoughts on “GRAND THEFT AUTO JERK CITY: ONLY FOR X-KOCKS!

      1. you are quite right.
        maybe the two ingredients work together like icy-hot.
        AVOCADO to dull the pain and SALSA to relax it away.

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