the barracuda represents puberty

Yes! I am Madame Defarge. I let the phone ring six times; i don’t even think they have an answering machine. His idea of “safe for work” is unreliable. The guy is Gaston. I think we were reminiscing that night when he showed up. She told me “I already packed some of your stuff in boxes” and I said “Uhh.. thanks?” I have $200 right now. That’s what parents are for, they can add guilt to everything. Whee! I’m a secretary! I love it!

I watched the guy walk directly into a wall. Bible Mike singing, oh no. Don was asking about some incident with coffee throwing and I was worried. The fact that this person is driving at all shows that there are big problems. There’s your chance to be a privy pirate again!

He’s a great guy until he shares his inner ideas and philosophy with you, and then whoo! I got governmented again. I had two people call me who had forgotten that they had killed someone. i’ve been that person and I’ve been the other person too, and they both suck.

Great, he’s being Passive McGressive.

Yeah, I’ve been Mister No Consequences before. Do you even know how to make waffles?

3 thoughts on “the barracuda represents puberty

  1. I know it sort of defeats the premise
    and it’s not cool, but do you think you could annotate one of these? I’d love to know where each sentence came from, even if it’s from your own head.
    I mean, I thought I was Mr. IdeaQuotePit, but sir, you have me beat 8 days a week come Sumday.

    1. Re: I know it sort of defeats the premise
      It’s just dialogue I remember from my day usually, occasionally with a quote from something “real” or some of my own thoughts dropped in. I use it to practice dialogue writing as a sketchpad.

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