And over here on the left, the World’s Largest Pork Barrel!

Monster.com keeps sending me updates on the “Security Clearance Job Fair”, which is a lovely piece of Orwellian speech.

I hope there will be secure balloons and a thoroughly vetted clown. And when all the children have been cleared, they can go home again! Except the ones who have been bad.

Remember, total government control means full employment in tomorrow’s national security state. How are we going to get to Mars if you’re not a team player, here?

Exit stage left, pursued by Rover (bloomp bloomp).

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