Fauxhawk Failure, 17th & Newport Starbucks, Wednesday 1215 PST

This guy needs to talk to vegemitelover about how to achieve his hairstyle aims. He was aiming for “cool Jack White indie fucker” but got “orange county mortgage broker who cheats on his girlfriend” instead.

12 thoughts on “Fauxhawk Failure, 17th & Newport Starbucks, Wednesday 1215 PST

  1. He also looks like he sees you taking his picture and is about to get up and put that cigarette out in your eye socket. Or did you dodge that branch of the timestream? 🙂

    1. i believe he was oblivious
      I was quite some distance away (that was cropped way down and levels had to be adjusted a lot) and he was spacy. Maybe he’ll kill me later though.

    2. i believe he was oblivious
      I was quite some distance away (that was cropped way down and levels had to be adjusted a lot) and he was spacy. Maybe he’ll kill me later though.

  2. He also looks like he sees you taking his picture and is about to get up and put that cigarette out in your eye socket. Or did you dodge that branch of the timestream? 🙂

    1. i don’t think it was him! i think it was a look alike. but it could have been.
      i should hook you and thomas up, i keep forgetting to do that.

    2. i don’t think it was him! i think it was a look alike. but it could have been.
      i should hook you and thomas up, i keep forgetting to do that.

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