NO.

“Courtesy” stimps I present you with , a disastrous collection of brain donors giving each other advice on basic common sense they never learned.

I’m not sure which person it was the hooked me, the one who couldn’t think of any recipes with potatoes in them, or the one who wanted a home remedy for pneumonia.

I think the Taliban is going to win, ya know.

32 thoughts on “NO.

    1. I saw someone else saying it would be a real treat for a PEANUT BUTTER LOVER. Yeah, if you could get past the 4 CUPS OF ICING SUGAR. b l e a h !

    2. I saw someone else saying it would be a real treat for a PEANUT BUTTER LOVER. Yeah, if you could get past the 4 CUPS OF ICING SUGAR. b l e a h !

  1. Do any of you know where I can purchase an 100% alpaca blanket?
    (I told you it was a weird question.) It has to be 100% alpaca, without wool or any other scratchy ingredients.

    This person apparently wants a blanket made out of MEAT.
    Perhaps we’d have a chance if we could get these folks to join the Taliban.
    NP: Elvis Costello – The Greatest Thing

    1. Actually, that’s one of the only intelligent questions there. =) Wool is sheep; alpaca is alpaca fibers. Yarn encompasses all fibers. It’s not something anyone but knitters would know, but hey. 😉

      1. You know, I did do a quick google for “alpaca wool” to see if it was actually called wool. Serves me right for not actually checking with THE KNITTING KNETWORK. 🙂

      2. You know, I did do a quick google for “alpaca wool” to see if it was actually called wool. Serves me right for not actually checking with THE KNITTING KNETWORK. 🙂

    2. Actually, that’s one of the only intelligent questions there. =) Wool is sheep; alpaca is alpaca fibers. Yarn encompasses all fibers. It’s not something anyone but knitters would know, but hey. 😉

  2. Do any of you know where I can purchase an 100% alpaca blanket?
    (I told you it was a weird question.) It has to be 100% alpaca, without wool or any other scratchy ingredients.

    This person apparently wants a blanket made out of MEAT.
    Perhaps we’d have a chance if we could get these folks to join the Taliban.
    NP: Elvis Costello – The Greatest Thing

  3. I think the Taliban is going to win, ya know.
    I recall as a young child reading a Mad Magazine cartoon, in which hungry Red Chinese invaded America, who were full of fat, stupid, lazy pushovers due to modern convenience.
    Somebody will win, and it ain’t gonna be America.

    1. Jesus. I remember reading that exact same Mad magazine as a child, handed down from my father. It was an article contrasting the fall of the Roman Empire with America, with huge buck-teethed Chinese and giant fat Weeble-shaped Americans. Sorry for the digression there — you just gave me a weird deja-vu moment.

    2. Jesus. I remember reading that exact same Mad magazine as a child, handed down from my father. It was an article contrasting the fall of the Roman Empire with America, with huge buck-teethed Chinese and giant fat Weeble-shaped Americans. Sorry for the digression there — you just gave me a weird deja-vu moment.

  4. I think the Taliban is going to win, ya know.
    I recall as a young child reading a Mad Magazine cartoon, in which hungry Red Chinese invaded America, who were full of fat, stupid, lazy pushovers due to modern convenience.
    Somebody will win, and it ain’t gonna be America.

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